Thursday, November 20, 2008

Real Hotmess of Atlanta: Your Cheat Sheet

Yeah I said it...............



Pic taken on finale show after allegedly drawing a truce. (Pictured L to R: NeNe, Lisa, DeShawn, Sheree, Kim, Kim's wig)



I know that in the glow of our country having its first African American president, that I must do better, Obama has set the bar high for achievement. I promise to strive for greatness......... after next Tuesday at 9pm BECAUSE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATL has off the chain DRAMA!!!
So for those of you who are not obsessed like myself and the other viewers who have made this show Bravo's number one show. I am going to give you a quick breakdown of the on scene and behind the scene drama from this season:

On-screen: You know the basic story. NeNe and Sheree can not stand each other. Kim and her rat like wig can not sing (or spell...KAT is not how you spell Cat). Kim left NeNe's friendship for Sheree's fakeness. Lisa and DeShawn try to mediate. I mean really there is much more to the on screen show. But by now after all I have said about this show.... AND the fact that even Anderson Cooper raves about it..... AND you still have made the conscious decision not to watch...... then baby I need you to catch a marathon because Toye would be talking all day on this.

Off Screen: Watch these clips from the upcoming reunion show first:


Lisa curses out Kim



Nene curses out Kim



Ok soooo yeah..... wondering why Lisa of all people is going off on Kim?



Well apparently prior to the taping of this show, Kim was out in public saying that the reason Lisa does not have custody of her two older children is because she had a drug problem *Actually she allegedly called her a crackhead, but I said I would be more tactful about it.

Anyhow Lisa was NOT happy and even before the taping left the following message for Kim on her phone:



Lisa tells Kim you betta call me!



Now Kim allegedly is fearful for her childrens safety? Heifer you are more a danger for those kids than Lisa could ever be. Smoking and drinking like that in the house in front of them....ever heard of second hand smoke?? Also real classy role model you are, being another mans mistress and getting money from him and all..... can't wait to see how those girls turn out.



Speaking of Kim. She keeps talking about her alleged career and working with Dallas Austin, Chilli's baby daddy and hit producer. Ha! Dallas said just recently said on a blog on his Myspace page :




We are not doing a song, we are not doing an album ... that was only for
television!"




Gee guess that means her soon to be #543 hit on the country charts "Tightrope" will not be coming out soon. I think its hilarious that he immediately set the public straight.



I saved the best and juciest for last. Don't ever say your girl did not give you the gossip.



Sheree presents herself as so classy and fabulous and so much above NeNe...........interesting.

See turns out Sheree and Toye are from the same hometown. Doing some digging look what we found. Apparently Sheree Fuller ( her name prior to snagging Bob Whitfield with her gold digging ways) can be found under the criminal docket here, arrested twice in Cleveland, Ohio for theft!



This while her child was 4. Oh yes Sheree has a 23 year old daughter!

Finally according to the comments on this site posted even before the show aired.... looks like Sheree generally was not a nice person (there's a shocker)....... not paying people their money, finding anyway to get money from her ex, etc. Now this is all hearsay, but I do find it telling that these people posted way in April 08 before we even heard of the housewives and before they had any reason to lie.



Looks like DeShawn is the only one without major drama/ issues and I hope she stays that way because her and her hubby Eric Snow are SOOOOOO cute.



Anyhow I can not get enough of the show. Watch next week and then check back here for a comprehensive update :) You know Toye will be talkin about it!!

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