Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Reality T.V. You can not make this Ish Up!!




Having grown tired of Summer reruns and now Caught up in the Olympics (For anyone interested My Nigerian Supereagles will be playing for the gold medal on Friday at Midnight!!! :) ) I have been behind on whats on TV now. However, in preparation for tonites premiere of Hazing I mean Making the Band 4 (Tonite 9pm!!) I decided I would catch I want to Work for Diddy.



Now before I go into that nonsense, let me make 2 comments. First why would you EVER want to work for this man. I believe Diddy may be one of Lucifer's Soldiers himself!! How many people who used to work with Diddy are successful right now? Where's 112, Total, Carl Thomas or the LOX? All in pending litigation with Puffy! Shoot B.I.G. is in a suit against him from the grave! So while I may be a simple girl and not really business oriented, I know someone like that is not someone I want to work for! Secondly, when is the last time VH-1 played a video!! Its like every time I see anything on there its reality TV or Flavor Flav which I put in the category of Harsh Reality TV.



Anyhow I have gotten off track. So I finally watched his bootleg version of The Apprentice. One of the contestants is transgendered Laverne, I am mad no one turned me onto this before!! First off Laverne is like a transgendered Toni Childs from Girlfriends. See:





The same weave, botox, and DRAMA QUEEN TENDENCIES. But He-She is the Queen Bee!!


I mean after his-her team lost he-she was thrown into such a dramatic hissy fit. Goodness all kind of tears, eye rolling and rolling his-her neck swinging that Yaki straight color #2! Pure entertainment!!



However, clearly the man who had not heard about Diddy's aversion to Bitchassness was Deon, this fool was a marketing executive specializing in Billboards and gasp on his teams assignment... a Sean John Billboard, he not only did not disclose this but was arguing with the judges using profanity when they told him the ish was trash! He never even told his teammates he had a background in advertising. That's like making you a number one target to go home! You have cursed in a board room or in this case what looked like perhaps the storage room at the Sean John flagship store. So yeah he definitely was fired. The most hilarious thing about this show is he has two burly bouncers escorting the contestants out the building. I say bouncers cause they are looking like they were at the club the other night and not real legitimate security officers.



Anyhow I can not wait til tonites foolishness of Making the Band Begins. Laurie Ann the choreographer who clearly cursed Diddy out and allegedly threw a chair at him last season will be back. I can not wait to see this unfold!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As nuts as it is, it seems that all of these people want to work for Diddy because of the "success" his past assistants have had with him in the past (if you can youtube the first episode, it explains that a few of them move on to be presidents of record labels and yada, yada, yada and that people think "if you can work for diddy, you can do anything").


And yeah, VH1 has gone astray from its "We only play Contemporary White People videos" days. If you stay up late enough (or alternatively, get up early enough in the morning) you can catch them playing videos, but chances are, you've never heard the song before. At least they have gotten over their allergy of black people (although it is no more than coonery)...

Good post! Keep on "talkin!"