120 Reasons Not to Cheat.......Rather a $500 million Reason

Well Tiki Barber can thank Tiger Woods for burying his dorm affair deeper in the news reel.....

I had sworn off talking about Tigergate as I had SkipperGates and the beer summit. The situation had gotten so ridiculous that I could not invest any personal time into it. However, it has just come out today from the New York Daily News (which yea I know is a tabloid but so is Bossip and some of you all take those fools as word bond) that while in sex therapy, Tiger admitted to sleeping with AT LEAST 120 women while in his 5 year marriage to Elin. She apparently was so angered that it was a Reynolds wrap for their marriage after he revealed that.

I entitled this post 120 reasons not cheat in honor of these women. 50 of those reasons include the 50 recognized sexually transmitted diseases by the CDC that he could have brough home to his wife! (Since Tiger in all his mess seemed to like to go without sunscreen, raincoat, rubbermaid, or whatever you chose to call a prophylactic) However, I will say $500 million reasons because thats how much Tiger could potentially be paying Elin who after learning this information lawyered up. Once again I recommend she add T.I.'s attorney to her team. She will definitely get that money!

I am not mad at Elin's viking self. I mean people have argued that just because you cheat does not mean you do not love your spouse. BUT 120 WOMEN? You clearly don't love me. You don't respect me and did not care if I found out. Y'all know how hard it is to keep a secret that you let just one person in on? I know for me there are people off jump I know I can't say blip to because as soon as we get off the phone they will most def tell at least one person. So he had to know it would be hard to keep his cheating secret with 120 women. From what I saw of the women who came out, some of them off jump looked like the Snitchin for Cash type. But our friend the Caublasian has always had a sense of entitlement if you ask me so perhaps he thought he had that privelege blanket to protect him. Clearly he was confused. We all see how quick the women came out the woodwork to get paid for their stories.

Anyhow this whole situation is just shocking to me. One..... if y'all heard those voicemails (errrr uhhhhh ummmm hey its Tiger), the mans game is whack. How'd he pull 120 women!!?? The power of money. Secondly......The public relations nightmare of this whole thing has been a mess. To me the only way he could show he ever loved his wife is to not fight any settlement negotiations, give her what she is owed, and move on.

I wonder if Tiger thinks this was all worth it. He will have $500 million reasons to think of why it may not have beem. He should have just did the Diddy. Had his children by women willing and comfortable with collecting child support checks as income and not even have fronted to be the guy next door.

Welcome to Atlanta

Oh Atlanta! How I miss thee. I am sure T.I. did as well. Unless you were living under a rock, I am sure you are familiar with the fact T.I. went away for a year or so for stock piling like he was a militia leader. (You can read my original comments on that here)

So TIP throws himself a welcome back party. When did it become appropriate to celebrate getting out of jail?? I don't think Hallmark has a card for that [Congrats on your release. Hope you didn't drop the soap!] I mean really I feel like its a glorification of breaking the law. You are getting praise for something you weren't supposed to have done.

So him and Tiny seem to be back on track. He has given her a ring and they are engaged, They are in this pic stepping out to this party. They seeem happy. Her with her new hair color of the week, tasting the rainbow as always and him sans weapons. Fabuolous. I really try to like them as a couple, but I am just not feeling it! First off the fact that subtitles are necessary to understand both of them [On T.I.'s Road to Redemption] maybe is causing a disconnect for me. Secondly, I am consistantly confused when people have been together for years and have children together and are still dating or newly engaged. Ummmmm what are you doing? Getting to know each other better?? I mean really! Tie the knot already!

But I guess their dimmuntive sizes and extreme hoodness make them a good match. Its not for me to understand I suppose. However, I need her to keep her man out of trouble from now on. Cause T.I. is beyond his three strikes for sure and with him being 5 foot tall, any long jail stints might make her boo someone elses boo!

Ohhh Dwayne......Oops I mean Wayne

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So Lil Wayne came out of his Cannibus and Codine induced stupor to conduct an interview with Katie Couric. My friend says Katie looks scared. My favorite line: " I'm a gangsta and gangstas don't ask questions" Ok perhaps I spoke to soon about him not being on something. She had every right to be scared I would be too!! Ignorant he is for sure but at least he did better than Cam'ron who on his CBS 6o Minutes Interview with Anderson Cooper took his devotion to "Stop Snitching" so far as to say if a serial killer was living next door to him, he would not tell but would just move.

The Fall of Juice

"We the jury in the case of Orenthal James Simpson find the Defendant guilty"

So Juice could be going to jail for the rest of his life. I can not say I feel bad for him This may offend those OJ supporters reading, especially those fools who ran behind the white Bronco supporting this fool on his infamous police chase.

However I am sorry OJ is an idiot. His stupidity alone makes him deserve jail time!

Sir you are lucky we live in a nation where having the best attorney money can buy and dealing with the LAPD's constant screw ups can get you out a pickle! You and I both know you killed your ex wife!! If I had gotten off for murder I would keep such a low profile for the rest of my life. Especially with Ron Goldmans family following you everywhere making sure you pay in anyway! (The Goldmans are serious. They do not even call him by his name anymore. They refer to him as the killer!)

However OJ chose to write a book called If I Did It............ Now you know I think I am going to submit to the American Psychological Association a new disorder. The OJ Simpson Syndrome. This syndrome is celebrities who have such a sense of self worth that they think they can do any damn thing they please. OSS often causes clouded judgment and extreme acts of stupidity. A celeb most recently affected with OSS is R Kelly as displayed in that interview with Toure. (This man after being acquitted of statutory rape had the nerve when asked if he liked teenage girls to ask the interviewer to clarify how old they meant. Ummmmm ..... the correct response is no simpleton! )

Then the fool busts into a room to collect his stuff and is armed. Sir!! You knew they were going to lock you up for that one! White people feel like they lost last time with that small incident with the bloody glove and all and then you were acquitted. You know they were going to get you this time! I find it coincidental the verdict came down the same date he was found not guilty for the murder. The jury was making a point and teaching the Juice a lesson.

I hope the Juice does not drop the soap! He should say whats up to Kwame Kilpatrick in the Fed Pen.

Roland Martin Says Elisabeth Hasslebeck Drinks Nothing But Haterade

So Elisabeth Hasselbeck the View's resident conservative has gotten out of pocket...... nothing new. Now I guess I should be up front with it. I can not stand her! Not because she is right wing because honestly I am bit conservative on some issues. Its because I think she is a close-minded simpleton.

So Elisabeth went to the Grand Ole Perpetrators Convention and at a public luncheon stated that Michelle Obama has something to hide. Watch the video yourself right here folks.




Roland Martin said she "Drinks nothing but haterade" I love Roland with his elf looking self. I have been saying this for years!!


No but really GOP Barbie I need you to simmer down. I think what pisses me off about her is she reminds me of a few girls I went to high school with. They grew up privileged, sheltered and without struggle ( I mean her biggest struggle in life may have been her stint on Survivor!!) Yet they have the nerve to be so judgmental and adamant about their views, when they have no idea how life would be for them if they had grown up differently. They are conservative because they have the privilege to do so.


For instant Brisket Palin. She has a family and a shotgun wedding fiance to help her care for her child. Its a regular ole Little House on the Prairie up in her house. However, conservatives think abstinence should be the only form of Sex Ed. Now look how well that worked for Brisket.


What about Kiesha in Southeast D.C. or Becky Sue in low Appalachia? Who have no money or even maybe family to help them care for an impending unplanned pregnancy? Something more than just do not do it may have been more helpful. Now who will help them when the baby is here? Some understanding wold probably help instead of conservative scorn from the likes of Elisabeth.


Anyhow her comment was unprofessional but just showing more of her hater tendencies However, I think the media does not realize Michelle is not studying her. So GOP Barbie can smile in her face on the show and talk trash behind Chells back because she and B have an election to win. So I give Elisabeth a "Hi Hater!!"

Sarah Palin is Messing with Oprah's Money!!

Aww hell to the No ! Sarah Palin aka Karen from Will and Grace.

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(Hope we do not find out she was pill popping like Karen!!)

Anyhow, so some heifers are upset that Lady O will not let Palin on her show. First of all Oprah has been down for B since he was running for Senate. What do they expect!? This woman's show is the OPRAH WINFREY show hosted and produced by Oprah Wnifrey. She does not have to do a thing! These women are confused!

The Florida Federation of Republican Women made the decision to boycott the
Oprah Winfrey Show Saturday, after the media mogul refused to have Gov. Sarah
Palin as a guest on her show until after the election wraps up.
"Women in
Florida helped build Oprah into the icon she is today," Linda Ivell, President
of the FFRW said in a statement. "We are deeply disappointed in Ms. Winfrey's
decision to sit out the greatest political moment in the history of women since
suffrage."
The talk show host denied accusations Friday, that she was even
considering the vice presidential nominee as a guest.
"At the beginning of
this presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first
public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show
as a plat for any of the candidates," Winfrey wrote in a statement, responding
to a story from The Drudge report claiming her staff was "sharply divided" on
whether they should book the Alaska Governor.
Winfrey agreed Palin would be a
"fantastic interview," but wouldn't invite her on until after the November
elections.
The Florida Federation of Republican Women, the "largest political
organization in Florida," celebrating the groups 58 year anniversary is also
encouraging members to cancel subscriptions to O Magazine, Ivell said.
"We
find it to be an abuse of her power -gained on the backs of our patronage of her
advertising empire - to use her program to so blatantly support Obama in the
face of this historic moment. So, we are tuning out and canceling our
subscriptions to O Magazine and encourage other women to do the same," Ms Ivell
said.
Winfrey came under fire from some of her supporters in December after
campaigning with the Democratic nominee in South Carolina.
Ivell did not say
the Florida Republicans would be tuning out indefinitely, but at least until
'after the election.' Adding, she and her members respect the decision to
support Obama, "as every American is entitled to their personal opinion and
vote."

Source : CNN

Damn these people are about to get Oprah like those cattle farmers. Can she live!? This woman said Oprah is abusing her power. If I was Oprah, I would say " Yeah and.!? This here is my show, when you get the Florida Republicans show you can do the same thing!" I have to give Lady O her props. Usually she does not really take a stand on things outright. I am glad she is sticking to her guns and Riding for B!

Note: As the election approaches some may want me to be more friendly to the conservatives as these people want Oprah to be to Palin. Check the blog title. Its TOYE TALKS. I'm talking! My thoughts . This is written by Toye! Comments are welcome always though!

R.I.P Bernie Mac

My Thoughts and prayers are with the family of Bernie Mac




One of my favorite stand-ups with him on the Kings of Comedy Tour

Barack Needs To Send A Memo to All Celebs: Do Not Try To Help Me!

Barack needs to just issue a blanket memo because the likes of Ludacris and Paris Hilton are about to get him messed up in the game. Earlier this week you may recall that I posted McCain's Hateration ad featuring Paris and Britney Spears. If you have not seen this ish still running on tv click here.

However, Paris Hilton has decided to reply. She most definitely needs to sit herself down somewhere. I mean all my boo needs (no disrespect Michelle) is this hussy making Youtube video's!!! Watch Below

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I need her to stick to the other types of "video's" she is good at and not let Billy Bob and Becky Sue in Oklahoma who already think he is rolling with Osama or Wright to now think he is getting endorsements from this no talent hefer.

Who's T.I.'s Lawyer?!?!?

Whatever legal counsel T.I. has must get mad business now. Their client was receiving weapons that could possibly supply an Al Queada operation yet is on radio, t.v. shows daily; has a new album coming out; and is making video's. I thought he was sentenced! Here, I find out he does not have to even enter jail for another year and he is using this time to do "community service". Last time I checked seeing him and Tiny at the Hawks Game posing with his Cheaper by the Dozen clan of children is not Punishment!! Him and R Kelly may just have the same attorney. Whoever this mystery attorney is may have the game on lock better than Johnnie Cochran did with O.J. and Diddy.

Anyhow Toyetalks thanks the Georgia judicial system for sponsoring this moment of hateration. However, admittedly I will probably be getting his album anyhow.

Morgan Freeman and Older Men in General

I was saddened to hear about one of my favorite actors, Morgan Freeman, being severely injured in a car accident today.

My friends know I love him!! Like if I was 72 and still had both functioning hips, I would..... well I will stop there.

However, my love for Morgan got me thinking. Notice I stopped myself. However, some do not. Why is it that so many woman get involved with older men? I am not talking 2-5 years here. I am talking significant age gaps of 15-20 years plus. At 25 I can not see myself honestly dating someone 45 years old. That's a few years younger than my mother and father. I mean when I am 45 he would be 65. I can not use my prime years changing his diapers and cutting up his food!

So how do Beyonce (C'mon now admit it Jigga may not be Mr. Convalescent 2008 but he is definitely older than B), Catherine Zeta-Jones, or dare say it Anna Nicole-Smith (The queen bee of Depends loving herself!!) do it!?!?!?!

I have to believe money can not just be it. What do you guys think? Lets discuss. Also take the poll regarding this.

Meanwhile Morgan you are in my prayers!