NBA FINAL CHAMPS

Soooo they said if you can't say something nice. Say nothing at all. So I can't really discuss the outcome of the 2010 NBA Finals it turns into a dissertation full of range. But I will say Ron Artest has come a long way from choking a fan out at the Palace in Detroit..........or has he. Many Thanks to his "hood" and his "psychiatrist". SMDH

Keepin it Real Goes Wrong..... Techie Edition

So clearly I am proof that New Years Resolution's are easily broken. On January 1, 2010 I promised I would write consistantly....my computer crashed two days later.....so here it is April 21 and I am back! Thank Dell Preffered Finance and this situation I am about to comment on for my return.

Recently, I got an iPhone. I know you are thinking so what? But honestly I don't know how I functioned without it prior. I do everything with it. It's my bestfriend. We are tight. It was love at first sight. I call it iBoo. So some haters out there following the announcement of the iPad, iBoo's big brother, felt that there was no possible need for the device since you could get a computer or an iPhone. I dispute these attacks on my boo's brother because trust if I get $400 in discretionary income, like Swizz Beatz said:"I'll be on to the next one"

However, in this ever changing world leave it to ignorant people to make a bad name for the iFamily:



An ireporter (basically me everyday when I take pics of kids acting a fool on DC metro on my iPhone) was at my old stomping grounds, Lenox Mall in Atlanta GA and saw this fool who was more than willing to pose with his iPad on a chain. Is that what we are doing now?? We are wearing technology! And you know he was playing Gucci Mane or some other foolish rubbish. He thinks he is fly. iReporter thinksthat he is a fool. I find myself per usual like I want to on the metro, wanting to put on my invisible cape and pretend not to be associated with this young man by race.

I know I shouldn't say that. Cause honestly I love being Black.......until we do this foolishness! I was so angered by this that I immediately came to write here to vent!!! Like honestly, why do we feel that ignorance is cool? You look a fool and no one takes you seriously. And now certain types of people will make value judgments about me based on you wearing a iPad around your neck! Prayerfully its not the next person who interviews my under 30 self for a job. I want us to do better.

Also is this man serious! Sir how much street cred do you have rockin an iPad around your neck. Hope you are not walking to the MARTA Station with that on cause trust "pumkin and dem" will jack you.

Anyhow someone just hit me on gchat on my iBoo gotta run! But this is just the beginning. I am back and committed to getting Toye back to Talking.

Ohhh Dwayne......Oops I mean Wayne

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So Lil Wayne came out of his Cannibus and Codine induced stupor to conduct an interview with Katie Couric. My friend says Katie looks scared. My favorite line: " I'm a gangsta and gangstas don't ask questions" Ok perhaps I spoke to soon about him not being on something. She had every right to be scared I would be too!! Ignorant he is for sure but at least he did better than Cam'ron who on his CBS 6o Minutes Interview with Anderson Cooper took his devotion to "Stop Snitching" so far as to say if a serial killer was living next door to him, he would not tell but would just move.

We's Free!!

Clearly some people are unaware of this very well known fact.......................

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — A white social studies teacher attempted to enliven a
seventh-grade discussion of slavery by binding the hands and feet of two black
girls, prompting outrage from one girl's mother and the local chapter of the
NAACP. After the mother complained to Haverstraw Middle School, the
superintendent said he was having "conversations with our staff on how to
deliver effective lessons."
"If a student was upset, then it was a bad idea,"
said Superintendent Brian Monahan of the North Rockland School District in New
York City's northern suburbs.
The teacher apologized to the mother who
complained and her 13-year-old daughter during a meeting Thursday that also
included a representative of the local NAACP. But the mother, Christine Shand of
Haverstraw, said Friday she thinks the teacher should be removed from the
class.
"I think the teacher should have gotten some discipline," Shand said.
"I know if that was me, I would be uncomfortable going back to that class. Why
should my daughter have to switch?"
Monahan refused to say what, if any,
measures were taken against the teacher, Eileen Bernstein, who was still working
on Friday. The school district said she was not available for comment.
"We
encourage our teachers to deliver the curriculum in a variety of ways, to go
beyond just reading the textbook," the superintendent said. "We don't want to
discourage creativity. But this obviously went wrong because the student was
upset."
On Nov. 18, Bernstein was discussing the conditions under which
African captives were taken to America in slave ships. She bound the two
students' hands and feet with tape and had them crawl under a desk to simulate
the experience, Monahan and Shand said. Monahan said the girls were not the only
blacks in the class.
Gabrielle Shand burst into tears at home, her mother
said.

Alright......... here is my issue with this whole situation. Yes the teacher was a complete simpleton. However, I feel like the kids involved are also clearly the ones who need to be knocked upside the head as well. What do I look like in 2008 letting ANYONE tie me up for a slavery demonstration. Did that not seem wrong to them? Have they not seen Roots? The mom talking about that teacher needed some discipline. So does your child for making you all look the fool!! She also needs some common sense!!

In Case You Missed It.........

Real Housewives of Atlanta The Reunion Show was all that I could have dreamed of!! Now I was going to give you a recap, however I found someone to do a better job than I EVER could!!



This fool said in reference to Kim's wig that all that glimmers is not gold.

Stealing Keith Obermans Line....."Today's Worst Person in the World is Alan Keyes"

I think for the most part I give everyone the benefit of the doubt..... however I can not stand Uncle Ruckus in live form, Alan Keyes. This man has serious serious issues. I remember in undergrad he came to speak at my school and said that he had no problem with racial profiling because its like if someone wearing a polka dot shirt robbed a store and he walked in that store wearing a polka dot shirt that he knows that the police would just be doing their civic duty in stopping him. Wake up Ruckus! You can take off the shirt you can not take off your brown skin!!

Anyhow, he is now suing Barack Obama, our President Elect and the man he lost his race for US Senator from Illinois ( even though this man is from MD but he is fine being a tool off the GOP wherever they need him) and lost this years Presidency to (Oh yes bet you did not know that he also ran as a Independent this year. Toye gives you all the news you can use) In November, Keyes filed a lawsuit against Obama, the California secretary of state, and others, to stop California from giving its electoral votes to Obama until a birth certificate is produced proving that he is indeed a natural born citizen.

This man brings hater to the next level!!! Sir you are like that guy on the playground always talking about "ohhhh I know you saw him kick dirt on your puma's, you gonna let him steep on your pumas!" Like why are you relevant at all right now? Stirring up all kind of trouble. Essence interviewed him here : http://www.essence.com/news_entertainment/news/articles/alankeyesobama?xid=112408-Enews-Tuesday-MoreOnLead

However the interviewer is nicer than me, I would have held up a mirror for him to use and asked him one sole question, .... "Do your realize you are black?" Someone has to let him know what he clearly is unaware of, that like Uncle Ruckus he too is black and there is no such thing as reverse Vitaligo! I consider it my civic duty.

As If Their Heads Weren't Big Enough

Please do not think of me as an obsessed fan. Trust these women are not celebs. However, they seem to think they are. The Real Housewives of Atlanta were at this years BET Awards to be aired this Thursday for those of you who still watch Black Exploitation Television.

My only issue is that Nene (far left) is dressed like a teenager... in 1980. And poor Lisa Wu Sweat oops I mean Lisa Wu Hartwell thought it was a Halloween party. Thats the only way I can explain her being dressed like Pocahontas. I also glad DeShawn found time to come out....guess that means she finally found an estate manager.

The Fall of Juice

"We the jury in the case of Orenthal James Simpson find the Defendant guilty"

So Juice could be going to jail for the rest of his life. I can not say I feel bad for him This may offend those OJ supporters reading, especially those fools who ran behind the white Bronco supporting this fool on his infamous police chase.

However I am sorry OJ is an idiot. His stupidity alone makes him deserve jail time!

Sir you are lucky we live in a nation where having the best attorney money can buy and dealing with the LAPD's constant screw ups can get you out a pickle! You and I both know you killed your ex wife!! If I had gotten off for murder I would keep such a low profile for the rest of my life. Especially with Ron Goldmans family following you everywhere making sure you pay in anyway! (The Goldmans are serious. They do not even call him by his name anymore. They refer to him as the killer!)

However OJ chose to write a book called If I Did It............ Now you know I think I am going to submit to the American Psychological Association a new disorder. The OJ Simpson Syndrome. This syndrome is celebrities who have such a sense of self worth that they think they can do any damn thing they please. OSS often causes clouded judgment and extreme acts of stupidity. A celeb most recently affected with OSS is R Kelly as displayed in that interview with Toure. (This man after being acquitted of statutory rape had the nerve when asked if he liked teenage girls to ask the interviewer to clarify how old they meant. Ummmmm ..... the correct response is no simpleton! )

Then the fool busts into a room to collect his stuff and is armed. Sir!! You knew they were going to lock you up for that one! White people feel like they lost last time with that small incident with the bloody glove and all and then you were acquitted. You know they were going to get you this time! I find it coincidental the verdict came down the same date he was found not guilty for the murder. The jury was making a point and teaching the Juice a lesson.

I hope the Juice does not drop the soap! He should say whats up to Kwame Kilpatrick in the Fed Pen.

Detroit City Politics Should Have its Own Soap Opera

So I was searching Youtube for some more material on the Stacy Adams/ Steve Harvey Suit Collection spokesperson himself Kwame Kilpatrick. However, I cam upon some even more redamndiculous material! John Conyers wife is a member of Detroit City Council. Please watch the following in its entirety. Its the incident at a meeting and then her confrontation with a girl who may be 12.



Sigh..... I will let you all discuss

More of this Idiot...........

Adding on to the Kwamefesto ( a must read) Here is a pic of this fools ankle bracelet that he as the Mayor of US city must now wear!

I really want readers to discuss in the comments section their honest thoughts on the whole situation. To make it interesting, best comment submitted by next Saturday at 12:01 am EST gets a "Free Kwame" T-shirt. I will not be using mine.

Thanks to my friend over at Radiant Girl for the tip on this tomfoolery

Don't Drop the Soap Mr. Mayor!! - An Open Letter to Kwame Kilpatrick

Hey Guys!!! I am back!. We are changing up the format today due to the fact that I am writing an open letter to the most Honorable Kwame Kilpatrick, the Mayor of the City of Detroit. Please send me any additions you would like to see in this letter. However, I hope to have covered every necessary point at the end of what I shall call... The Kwamefesto.

To Kwame Kilpatrick, The Mayor of the City of Detroit, Michigan
From: Toye, born and raised in another Midwestern city where gators and Cadillacs also reign supreme.
Date: August 7, 2008

Dear Mr. Kilpatrick:

First off, I would like to say I was saddened to hear about your sentencing today............ but I can't. Sir, you deserve so much more than that for your many transgressions. The citizens of the City of Detroit deserve at least that much.

In case you have forgotten I have taken the time to make a list of your top five misdeeds and have taken the time to suggest the appropriate remedy/punishment. No need to thank me, this advice is on the house, save those dollars for your next Mayoral Mansion event or better yet for your commissary when you are found guilty of perjury.

5. You are the Mayor of a major city and wear an earring.

Maybe I am just old fashioned but sir an earring is probably not helping your image. It associates you with the wrong type. Rappers and Rockers have earrings usually not mayors. However Rappers and Rockers have groupies and apparently so do you.

Perhaps the earring attracts groupies and women.

Remedy/Punishment: Sir!!! Take off the earring and perhaps you'll stop attracting mistresses!! I mean forever!! Then your wife will not have to beat any other female citizen of Detroit with a bat Public Safety First.

4. Your Celebrity Endorsement Deal with Stacy Adams Suit Collection

Pictured the Mayor and his wife....not one of his mistresses

Before we get to your other nonsense, sir why do you insist on wearing suits that always look like you are going to the club afterwards. As a fellow mid-western, I understand the love for suits in bold colors, and jackets coming to the ankles. However, as the mayor this is a faux pas.

Remedy/Punishment: Revocation of your Stacy Adams Catalog lifetime member card! Plus an additional year in prison for thinking this attire is appropriate!

3. Throwing "Ho"downs at the Mayoral Mansion

No Picture needed!! You know what strippers look like or can imagine it. Did you really have to invite them to your house for a party and then Sir one of them is shot to death in the midst of scandal surrounding this incident. For pure stupidity and simpleness you should receive life in in prison.

2. Text messaging your new boo on your work phone and she works for you. ... never a good idea

Mr. Kilpatrick if you valued your job at all you would have learned from Slick Willy. That whole Monica thing did not go over well nor did lying about it. Should you be suprised that you are now on trial for perjury and that you are being asked to step down? Like Mike said "Just do it" STEP DOWN. History will repeat itself . However, Kwame unlike Willy you were not praised for your efforts in office. People dislike you! Like the whole city of Detroit and the Suburbs! Also you are a bit tanner than Willy so you are going down!!

Remedy: Remedy the whole situation and resign!! Just stop it! You look foolish!

1. You generally suck at your Job!!

Just today the Obama campaign even asked you as a Superdelegate to stay home. They do not want your vote. Sir I hate to say this but you may just be worse than Marion Barry and he was caught doing the rock. However, to this day that man is still a DC Counsel member in his district. People still respect him. He does things for citizens. He's not buying Navy's on the city budget or plunging them into a record deficit. Basically you suck and the fact you are rerunning for office shows you are a simpleton. You are also destroying the city of Detroit, home of GM, Motown and a basketball team with players as ignorant as you (ie Rasheed Wallace)

I beg you do us all a favor and just disappear.


Regards,

Toye

Crack Kills

I promised I would keep the level of ignorant material on my blog to a minimum...... but I could not resist