Sunday, October 19, 2008

As If Their Heads Weren't Big Enough


Please do not think of me as an obsessed fan. Trust these women are not celebs. However, they seem to think they are. The Real Housewives of Atlanta were at this years BET Awards to be aired this Thursday for those of you who still watch Black Exploitation Television.
My only issue is that Nene (far left) is dressed like a teenager... in 1980. And poor Lisa Wu Sweat oops I mean Lisa Wu Hartwell thought it was a Halloween party. Thats the only way I can explain her being dressed like Pocahontas. I also glad DeShawn found time to come out....guess that means she finally found an estate manager.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

20 Days til E-Day: The Crazies Are Out and About


So recent polls have Senator Barack Obama ahead of John McCain as much as 14 points on some polls. While this is great I am not convinced that its a shoe in for him. This situation is kind of like when I played high school sports when you knew you were playing the heavily favored to win team. You had to get far ahead right when the game started to ensure victory because the other team was sure to pull some hail mary type ish at the end of the game and your but would lose when you were so sure you would win. Well thats the situation with Barack.


The last 2 weeks we have seen closet racists come out on mass. Remind me not to wear any Obama gear if he wins for awhile because I see already some people will be UPSET. Didn't I tell y'all that GOP convention reminded me of a Klan Rally?! They are at McCain rallies yelling "Kill Obama" , "Obama Bin Lyin" , " He's and Arab", "He's a Terrorist". There is a pic of someone at a rally with a shirt saying Obama in the white house ..... N***a Please. You know the McCain camp is not helping. The have been doing nothing but fear mongering.

Then people want to get mad at Congressman John Lewis for saying that the feeling at recent rallies is like how they were at Gov George Wallace's rallies during his run for president during the civil rights movement and that the campaign is "sowing the seeds of racial division". McCain says he's lost respect for John Lewis for saying such a thing. (click here to catch up on the drama)

McCain needs to keep it real. He may not have said anything outright but he sure has not stopped his side kick pit bull in lipstick Sarahcuda and their followers from being off the chain. John Lewis was beat to a pulp by a mob in Alabama along with hundreds of SNCC volunteers in Alabama and four little girls were bombed in a chrch in Alabama a little over a year later. I am sure that started off with similar crowds of people. I think Kill Obama being shouted at a rally and allowing it seems a little like George Wallace Johnny boy. I think John Lewis a man with steel plates in his head now knows what the undertones of hatred look like. Even Fidel Castro has said:

“Profound racism exists in the United States,” as he weighed in on the US
presidential race ahead of the November 4 election. “Millions of whites cannot
reconcile in their minds with the idea that a black man with his wife and
children would move into the White House, which is called just like that —
White,” he wrote. He added that it was a “pure miracle” the Illinois senator,
who became the first black politician to win the Democratic Party’s presidential
nomination, had not been assassinated thus far.

Come on now even tyrant Fidel sees whats up! I maintain if Barack Obama was Barry O'Brien that he wold be ahead by a landslide. However thats not the case. So I need Barack to tighten up security. Like if he wins he needs those bodyguards T.I. was buying the AK-47's for or the Nation of Islam guards to have his back. He will need it. Also we all need to watch out because I can see the closet racists are not so closet anymore and I can not have him being a victim.

So these next 20 days lets see what happens and if people actually vote for him. Catch the last debate tonite at 9pm .

Bravo!: Real Housewives of Atl Makes Up For It All

So anyone who knows me knows that I was extremely sad when Bravo never came back with the next season of Being Bobby Brown. I mean really right after the Christmas Special!!!! How are you going to tease a girl with Bobby and Whitney drunk during the holidays and never show another episode. I mean really!!


Anyhow Bravo has made it up to me with the Real Housewives of ATL. Its not as good as its predecessors OC and NYC and really all these women should be renamed the Real Hotmesses of ATL but I can not turn it off. If you have not seen it already definitely catch up online. Also check my original post to get a character synopsis.



However I MUST call out one of the housewives on perpetrating a lie! Lisa Wu Hartwell (you know Kimra Lee's twin) who I at first said was my favorite. Fell to the bottom of this list. This woman may be a professional gold digger! On the show she mentions she was in a bad marriage and that she married her second husband in a month and 20 something days after meeting. Did I mention he is in the NFL. Something did not seem right about it all so I did some research. You know your girl Toye is thorough!! Ole girl's first hubby was no other than the King of Whining and Begging himself Keith Sweat. She has two children with him that she never mentioned as she flaunted her new family on tv aged 11 and 13. Keith has full custody of BOTH kids. He also as recently as last year was in litigation with her in US Bankruptcy Court as she filed for Chapter 7 Protection.

So lets get this straight......... in GA one of the most backwards states in the nation a woman has lost full custody of her kids. You KNOW she did something wrong. I mean as a woman yo have to really be usually a crackhead to lose custody of the kids. Secondly she filed for chapter 7. No wonder she had that new baby broad is broke. She needs the kid to get paid permanently. Married or not she can always Kim Porter it and get paid! Finally Keith Sweat will not let his kids on the show in case she acts the fool. She did not mention ANY of this as she makes herself out to be super mom. Also its also interesting she just happened to fall for another rich person. As Kanye said.... I ain't saying she a gold digga but.............well you get the idea.

Anyhow Lisa I found you out! And sadly Kim who is clearly messing with a married man may be higher on the list. At least she is out and about with her gold digging and not pretending. You had it Twisted ! You ain't Nobody. LOL let me stop but you watch and I am sure more to come.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Fall of Juice


"We the jury in the case of Orenthal James Simpson find the Defendant guilty"
So Juice could be going to jail for the rest of his life. I can not say I feel bad for him This may offend those OJ supporters reading, especially those fools who ran behind the white Bronco supporting this fool on his infamous police chase.
However I am sorry OJ is an idiot. His stupidity alone makes him deserve jail time!
Sir you are lucky we live in a nation where having the best attorney money can buy and dealing with the LAPD's constant screw ups can get you out a pickle! You and I both know you killed your ex wife!! If I had gotten off for murder I would keep such a low profile for the rest of my life. Especially with Ron Goldmans family following you everywhere making sure you pay in anyway! (The Goldmans are serious. They do not even call him by his name anymore. They refer to him as the killer!)
However OJ chose to write a book called If I Did It............ Now you know I think I am going to submit to the American Psychological Association a new disorder. The OJ Simpson Syndrome. This syndrome is celebrities who have such a sense of self worth that they think they can do any damn thing they please. OSS often causes clouded judgment and extreme acts of stupidity. A celeb most recently affected with OSS is R Kelly as displayed in that interview with Toure. (This man after being acquitted of statutory rape had the nerve when asked if he liked teenage girls to ask the interviewer to clarify how old they meant. Ummmmm ..... the correct response is no simpleton! )
Then the fool busts into a room to collect his stuff and is armed. Sir!! You knew they were going to lock you up for that one! White people feel like they lost last time with that small incident with the bloody glove and all and then you were acquitted. You know they were going to get you this time! I find it coincidental the verdict came down the same date he was found not guilty for the murder. The jury was making a point and teaching the Juice a lesson.
I hope the Juice does not drop the soap! He should say whats up to Kwame Kilpatrick in the Fed Pen.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Detroit City Politics Should Have its Own Soap Opera

So I was searching Youtube for some more material on the Stacy Adams/ Steve Harvey Suit Collection spokesperson himself Kwame Kilpatrick. However, I cam upon some even more redamndiculous material! John Conyers wife is a member of Detroit City Council. Please watch the following in its entirety. Its the incident at a meeting and then her confrontation with a girl who may be 12.



Sigh..... I will let you all discuss

Ashley Banks is Back! But What About Black Sitcoms and Drama's?

So Tatyana Ali is back with a new show. What channel you ask? Try which site? Buppies her new show will be broadcast via the web. Before you pass judgement watch the clip. I think it may actally be really good or fail. However, we have to get the word out about it.

I mean me and a friend were up the other night watching what I will call a Buppie sitcom marathon. The Cosby Show Family Matters, and Fresh Prince on Nick at Nite. Why can't I get a black sitcom or drama anymore and on network tv at that (I mean CBS, NBC, ABC) You can't even count on the CW anymore! A station that is a merge of the WB and UPN has moved all their shows to Fridays. Who is home on Fridays?! ... I mean me .....but not most people! Both network built themselves up on black comedies and now after canceling all of them but The Game and Everybody Hates Chris has moved the shows to Fridays. So when they cancel The Game because the only one home to watch was Toye what will I do?!

I mean I do not consider Flava Flav's shuckin and jivin quality. Nor can we count on BET's Hell Date or the Boot as quality programing.

So I guess I will watch The Game at 8:30 est on Fridays and I advise you guys to as well because its honestly good writing. (If they would just replace Pooch Halls non-acting self.) And I will watch Buppies online. Reality tv will just have to feed me until black tv comes back.