Lebrongate

So I am a Clevelander Born and raised and thus I am used to disappointments in sports. However even though Lebron is leaving I have no ill will. I wish him well. If I was in his position I may have left too. He wants a ring and if he feels Cleveland is the place to do it, no one should make him stay.

SIGH but looks like team owner Dan Gilbert had other ideas. I don't even have the energy to waste to copy and paste his letter to fans in what I have now called Dan Gilbert does Bernadine in Waiting to Exhale. That man verbally burned Lebrons car full of all his Cavs uniforms with gas can an match. SMDH. You really would have thought Lebron was his boo and he was breaking up with him!

The only beef I have with Lebron is the manner he made his announcement. Sir! A One hour special???? Really? You couldn't have just tweeted like every other celeb/athlete. It was overboard. We were all witnesses alright. To a steaming hot mess bowl of media whoring.

However, I have a theory. He may have been trying to really make a point to the Cavs. Like hmmm maybe the organization may have known something going on with a close unnamed family member of his and a person who may have been a teammate of his* and not told him and when he found out he may have really wanted to bounce and throw some baby powder as he left (The Decision Special) in peoples faces as he did it.

*I apologize for the vagueness but please see this link to explain why Toye is super vague with the above discussion. A sister is paying loans and certainly can not be sued! http://www.bvonsports.com/2010/05/18/lebron-james-mother-delonte-west/


To quote one of my friends:

"Blame [Insert possible teammate] ... for [insert action verb +ing] Lebron's [Insert unknown family member] ... you gotta leave after that... you know the hood knew what was going on... and no one told him " Sorry for this round of ad libs but do a quick google search if you are still confused once again a sister is pushing 30 and eating ramen. I can't be sued!

NBA FINAL CHAMPS

Soooo they said if you can't say something nice. Say nothing at all. So I can't really discuss the outcome of the 2010 NBA Finals it turns into a dissertation full of range. But I will say Ron Artest has come a long way from choking a fan out at the Palace in Detroit..........or has he. Many Thanks to his "hood" and his "psychiatrist". SMDH

Federation Internationale de Football Association World Cup

For those who are not football (translation soccer) fans. This is putting you on notice that the FIFA World Cup has started. Toye's family is Nigerian so besides being a Supereagle fan I basically came out my mother's womb a Soccer fan. My Dad wouldn't have had it any other way. I played as a child, my brothers both played, my sister plays. Sadly my Dad's secret (not so secret) desire that one of us would play in a World Cup was never realized. (I while I had the speed needed to be a striker had issues actually striking! eh we all can't be Pele) Anyhow I encourage you all to watch. Many of you probably won't, but think about it this way. FOOTBALL is Big in EVERY OTHER country on Earth except the US. Don't you owe to yourself to see what you are missing? Per usual I will be watching late night replays of games that I miss while at work because I would never take an extra long lunch to catch a midday game (..................................) And for the ladies who read this blog if it helps. Soccer is probably the most physically demanding sport you can think of. You run for 90 minutes. Soccer players therefore are BUILT. I mean bodies are most definitely on point. Everyone swoons for Becks but Google Ronaldo, Oguchi Onyewu, Thierry Henry, Christiano Ronaldo, Didier Drogba. Yummy!

So sometime ago I put you all onto my theory about OJ Simpson Syndrome. (Take a look at the post for a full explaination. ) So basically in my clinical opinion I said "This syndrome is celebrities who have such a sense of self worth that they think they can do any damn thing they please. OSS often causes clouded judgment and extreme acts of stupidity." Well this man:

Joran Van Der Sloot definitely is a victim of the syndrome.

Was it not enough that this man did the unbelievable. a white man killed and made a white woman disappear and got off not once but twice and was able to go home and live his life. I guess its not that unbelievable. It would have been unbeleivable if he was African descent and named Leroy.

Well here he goes again and these Peruvians are not playing games. A young woman was found beaten in his hotel room and when the police finally caught him in a cab WITH blood clothes they were not letting him go, The family of this young woman seems convinced he did it as they should. And he is not going to get off it seems if the family has anything to do with it. The girls daddy was on tv and looked real serious when he said the family "will have justice" By serious I mean mafioso. Apparently their family is very wealthy and powerful in Peru. So the Peruvian police have been "interrogating" him (ie beating him down).

I should probably share that my family members are also foreigners. So we can appreciate sometimes in cases like this when things like due process and prisoners rights do not exist. I personally hope they let the family in their late one night. All four of this girls brothers to just go at it with him. Yea some may say Toye thats insensitive, that ain't right,....whatever.

This young man has been killing people all willy nilly! He needs to be stopped and I am sad this young woman had to suffer at his hands (yea I didn't say alleged anywhere in this post. Like OJ "(If) I Did It" Simpson, this kid is guilty!

Random Rant From Toye

I have been Ghost yes I admit it I started a new job and have been easing in. I still love you blog.

So its Friday Night and I am boo'd up with some of my best friends: TVOne, my computer, and a cherry coke zero pondering some deep thoughts that I thought I would share:


1. Why Do Networks Who Rerun A Different World Even Bother Playing Season 1

Denise wasted her parents money and our time even trying to make a go at it that first semester at Hilman. Heifer should have just gone ahead and named herself Lilakoi Moon and ran off to South Africa or had Lenny Kravitz's child (who walks around looking as bohemian chic aka homeless as her mama). That season sucked! Thank goodness that Debbie Allen was able to save the show and make it a permanent part of my weeknights from 10-11p.

2. I Think I need To Start A Campaign for More Days Off

Now as a federal empployee I am glad that I will be getting more days off like Veteran's Day. (I thank all Veteran's but for your efforts I wowuld not now get two days off in November!) However, since this country refuses to acknowledge the need for a siesta (A TWO Hour period in many countries overseas where everything just shuts down so people can go home and have a meal or otherwise what they do at a certain HBCU that shall remain unnamed whenever I needed my transcripts) I have a plan for more off days. See I figure Jesus was a Jew, so by default us Christians should also get Rosh Hoshannah, Yom Kippor and Passover off too!! Thats three whole days!! Isn't their some kind of implicit holiday acceptance? Imagine if I ceould take Hannakah week off! A whole week! Then Christmas and then tack on Kwanzaa (I mean they say Jesus's hair was like lambs wool) Thats 3 weeks for holiday. Think about it. Begin writing letters to Obama.

3. BP is somehow shocked that Their Capping the Hole did not Work.

One year- I wasn't older than 7- I was at a friend of my parents house. It was the eighties so while the parents chatted downstairs, probably a little older than I am now, we kids unsupervised roamed around upstairs. Again it being the eighties, they had a waterbed. Well between our game of tag and kickball....you guessed it we caused a tear in the bed. (Who sleeps on a waterbed for real!) So us being oh so smart thought we could duct tape the hole and stop the leak. Well flash forward 1 hour to six children aged 6-11 fresh off a spankings (this was the eighties were this the present I would have just said receiving disciplanary action) from their respective parents staring at the two new leaks that broke through the bed as the preasure from the duct tape was too much. So when I heard BP was creating a cap for the freaking one month old leak in the ocean I shook my damn head and knew that was not going to work. Someone please Whoop oops Disciplane BP. That hole is capped and still leaking out the sides. DUH.


Lol hopefully you are not reading this until Saturday Morning after enjoying your Friday night out while I start this second episode of A Different World.

Happy Monday and Happy BDAY Youtube

Hi Loves!

Its been a little over a week since my last post so forgive me. I have been super busy and a lot of great things have been going on. However..... in the midst of my busy few weeks. I must say... my room.....well its suffered. I am currently living in a FEMA disaster area. It was like one of those situations that you can only let good friends in because you know that they won't completely write you off as trifling or report you to A and E Hoarders.

So today is the day that I try to dig out. I have a week vacay of sorts and I will be heading to the complete anti -tropical location..... a random city, in a greaf midwest state, on a not so random mama's newly remodeled patio to spend my vacay. No beach but def will have a drink with an umbrella and lots of rum in it!

Anyhow today I write in celebration of one of my fav hobbies: Youtube. Youtube is five and its def changed my life. I love ignorance and ridiculousness. Youtube brings these things to me quickly. Whatever you want to find yoga videos, cooking shows, dancing babies..... one click away! In honor of Youtubes BDay I thought I would share one of my favs this Monday for you to start your work week. Enjoy!!

120 Reasons Not to Cheat.......Rather a $500 million Reason

Well Tiki Barber can thank Tiger Woods for burying his dorm affair deeper in the news reel.....

I had sworn off talking about Tigergate as I had SkipperGates and the beer summit. The situation had gotten so ridiculous that I could not invest any personal time into it. However, it has just come out today from the New York Daily News (which yea I know is a tabloid but so is Bossip and some of you all take those fools as word bond) that while in sex therapy, Tiger admitted to sleeping with AT LEAST 120 women while in his 5 year marriage to Elin. She apparently was so angered that it was a Reynolds wrap for their marriage after he revealed that.

I entitled this post 120 reasons not cheat in honor of these women. 50 of those reasons include the 50 recognized sexually transmitted diseases by the CDC that he could have brough home to his wife! (Since Tiger in all his mess seemed to like to go without sunscreen, raincoat, rubbermaid, or whatever you chose to call a prophylactic) However, I will say $500 million reasons because thats how much Tiger could potentially be paying Elin who after learning this information lawyered up. Once again I recommend she add T.I.'s attorney to her team. She will definitely get that money!

I am not mad at Elin's viking self. I mean people have argued that just because you cheat does not mean you do not love your spouse. BUT 120 WOMEN? You clearly don't love me. You don't respect me and did not care if I found out. Y'all know how hard it is to keep a secret that you let just one person in on? I know for me there are people off jump I know I can't say blip to because as soon as we get off the phone they will most def tell at least one person. So he had to know it would be hard to keep his cheating secret with 120 women. From what I saw of the women who came out, some of them off jump looked like the Snitchin for Cash type. But our friend the Caublasian has always had a sense of entitlement if you ask me so perhaps he thought he had that privelege blanket to protect him. Clearly he was confused. We all see how quick the women came out the woodwork to get paid for their stories.

Anyhow this whole situation is just shocking to me. One..... if y'all heard those voicemails (errrr uhhhhh ummmm hey its Tiger), the mans game is whack. How'd he pull 120 women!!?? The power of money. Secondly......The public relations nightmare of this whole thing has been a mess. To me the only way he could show he ever loved his wife is to not fight any settlement negotiations, give her what she is owed, and move on.

I wonder if Tiger thinks this was all worth it. He will have $500 million reasons to think of why it may not have beem. He should have just did the Diddy. Had his children by women willing and comfortable with collecting child support checks as income and not even have fronted to be the guy next door.