In Case You Missed It.........

Real Housewives of Atlanta The Reunion Show was all that I could have dreamed of!! Now I was going to give you a recap, however I found someone to do a better job than I EVER could!!



This fool said in reference to Kim's wig that all that glimmers is not gold.

Stealing Keith Obermans Line....."Today's Worst Person in the World is Alan Keyes"

I think for the most part I give everyone the benefit of the doubt..... however I can not stand Uncle Ruckus in live form, Alan Keyes. This man has serious serious issues. I remember in undergrad he came to speak at my school and said that he had no problem with racial profiling because its like if someone wearing a polka dot shirt robbed a store and he walked in that store wearing a polka dot shirt that he knows that the police would just be doing their civic duty in stopping him. Wake up Ruckus! You can take off the shirt you can not take off your brown skin!!

Anyhow, he is now suing Barack Obama, our President Elect and the man he lost his race for US Senator from Illinois ( even though this man is from MD but he is fine being a tool off the GOP wherever they need him) and lost this years Presidency to (Oh yes bet you did not know that he also ran as a Independent this year. Toye gives you all the news you can use) In November, Keyes filed a lawsuit against Obama, the California secretary of state, and others, to stop California from giving its electoral votes to Obama until a birth certificate is produced proving that he is indeed a natural born citizen.

This man brings hater to the next level!!! Sir you are like that guy on the playground always talking about "ohhhh I know you saw him kick dirt on your puma's, you gonna let him steep on your pumas!" Like why are you relevant at all right now? Stirring up all kind of trouble. Essence interviewed him here : http://www.essence.com/news_entertainment/news/articles/alankeyesobama?xid=112408-Enews-Tuesday-MoreOnLead

However the interviewer is nicer than me, I would have held up a mirror for him to use and asked him one sole question, .... "Do your realize you are black?" Someone has to let him know what he clearly is unaware of, that like Uncle Ruckus he too is black and there is no such thing as reverse Vitaligo! I consider it my civic duty.

None of The Other Kids Will Play With Me!!

Well looks like after eight years of not making nice with world leaders. They are not even putting on airs about their dislike for Lil Bush. Watch as NONE of the world leaders on this clip shake Bush's hand.

Real Hotmess of Atlanta: Your Cheat Sheet

Yeah I said it...............

Pic taken on finale show after allegedly drawing a truce. (Pictured L to R: NeNe, Lisa, DeShawn, Sheree, Kim, Kim's wig)

I know that in the glow of our country having its first African American president, that I must do better, Obama has set the bar high for achievement. I promise to strive for greatness......... after next Tuesday at 9pm BECAUSE THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATL has off the chain DRAMA!!!
So for those of you who are not obsessed like myself and the other viewers who have made this show Bravo's number one show. I am going to give you a quick breakdown of the on scene and behind the scene drama from this season:

On-screen: You know the basic story. NeNe and Sheree can not stand each other. Kim and her rat like wig can not sing (or spell...KAT is not how you spell Cat). Kim left NeNe's friendship for Sheree's fakeness. Lisa and DeShawn try to mediate. I mean really there is much more to the on screen show. But by now after all I have said about this show.... AND the fact that even Anderson Cooper raves about it..... AND you still have made the conscious decision not to watch...... then baby I need you to catch a marathon because Toye would be talking all day on this.

Off Screen: Watch these clips from the upcoming reunion show first:

Lisa curses out Kim



Nene curses out Kim



Ok soooo yeah..... wondering why Lisa of all people is going off on Kim?



Well apparently prior to the taping of this show, Kim was out in public saying that the reason Lisa does not have custody of her two older children is because she had a drug problem *Actually she allegedly called her a crackhead, but I said I would be more tactful about it.

Anyhow Lisa was NOT happy and even before the taping left the following message for Kim on her phone:



Lisa tells Kim you betta call me!



Now Kim allegedly is fearful for her childrens safety? Heifer you are more a danger for those kids than Lisa could ever be. Smoking and drinking like that in the house in front of them....ever heard of second hand smoke?? Also real classy role model you are, being another mans mistress and getting money from him and all..... can't wait to see how those girls turn out.



Speaking of Kim. She keeps talking about her alleged career and working with Dallas Austin, Chilli's baby daddy and hit producer. Ha! Dallas said just recently said on a blog on his Myspace page :

We are not doing a song, we are not doing an album ... that was only for
television!"

Gee guess that means her soon to be #543 hit on the country charts "Tightrope" will not be coming out soon. I think its hilarious that he immediately set the public straight.



I saved the best and juciest for last. Don't ever say your girl did not give you the gossip.



Sheree presents herself as so classy and fabulous and so much above NeNe...........interesting.

See turns out Sheree and Toye are from the same hometown. Doing some digging look what we found. Apparently Sheree Fuller ( her name prior to snagging Bob Whitfield with her gold digging ways) can be found under the criminal docket here, arrested twice in Cleveland, Ohio for theft!



This while her child was 4. Oh yes Sheree has a 23 year old daughter!

Finally according to the comments on this site posted even before the show aired.... looks like Sheree generally was not a nice person (there's a shocker)....... not paying people their money, finding anyway to get money from her ex, etc. Now this is all hearsay, but I do find it telling that these people posted way in April 08 before we even heard of the housewives and before they had any reason to lie.



Looks like DeShawn is the only one without major drama/ issues and I hope she stays that way because her and her hubby Eric Snow are SOOOOOO cute.



Anyhow I can not get enough of the show. Watch next week and then check back here for a comprehensive update :) You know Toye will be talkin about it!!

Anderson Cooper Even Knows That NeNe is What's Up!

So I was watching Anderson Cooper and he replayed the below clip from the Ellen show! He like me loves Nene. Me and the Silver Fox are meant to be! Don't any haters claim he may be suspect either.... He is very secure in his masculinity!

The Next Commander and Chief

I never thought that in my lifetime I would see a black president in the United States. While America has a long way to go, I now have hope that things will change especially with a new leader at the reins. I do not have much to say tonite. I am just going to revel in the moment and the beauty of our new first family.

Tonite's the Night!!

FIRST OFF....PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY .......GO VOTE!!!



Really I am serious! Not voting at this point makes me question your judgment. How are you a citizen and paying taxes and you do not vote?! Its one of the few things in my eyes you get to do as a citizen that really has an effect. So go out and vote. Toye even spent 16 bucks to overnight her absentee ballot to the great state of Ohio. Thats how dedicated I am !! (Or rather reflects how much on CPT I was )

This is truly a historic election and I know that we will have unprecedented participation. Why just this morning I was in the Post Office and this woman maybe about early 30's with enough Yaki number 23 in her hair to make a full chinchilla rug was super excited about her first time voting. She said: "girrrrl everyone was at my polling place even the neighborhood crackhead" It almost brought a tear to my eye. If crackheads recognize how important this election is and can collect themselves enough to carry themselves to the polls, if you have not already, have no excuse.

Its no secret that I am an Obama supporter. However even if I were not I can see that he is the reason for this participation in the process. The press can quote me on this..... Just like Michelle O said...."This is the first time in my adult life, I am proud to be an American"

So go to your local pub, your friends house, or sit back in your jail cell. Where ever you are reading this from, watch the returns tonite. I will ....and will be hoping that he wins. For two reasons : 1. We need someone to affect real change. 2. Black people riot when the Pistons lose a game, Imagine what could go down if Obama loses!!! If that happens you will not catch Toye out. I can not be a victim nor mistaken as a looter!

PS Ever the Glutton. Take your I voted Today sticker to Krispy Kreme , Ben and Jerry's and Starbucks for free goodies for voting!!